Hi, I'm just your average middle-aged tech consultant—overworked, slightly out of breath, and somehow always sitting in the worst seat on the plane. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to juggle client meetings, airport security, questionable TSA dogs, and existential thoughts about blueberries, well... you’re in the right place.
My Thoughts on Fruit is a wildly unnecessary but 100% true chronicle of my life on the road— filled with absurd moments from consulting gigs, tragic wordrobe decisions, hotel lobby awkwardness, and tech horror stories that would make even your VPN cry.
Expect musings. Expect oranges. Expect mild emotional unraveling at the hands of idiots I encounter on a daily basis. If it’s ridiculous and remotely fruit-related (or not), I’m probably writing about it.
Pull up a chair. Grab a banana. Let’s get weird.